9.6.06

I found the lyrics

I had written a while back about this great song "Canadian Immigrant" I had heard on the Dr. Demento show.

I had mentioned that I loved the lyrics, but couldn't find them. The guy, Dino-Mike, who wrote and sang the song, e-mailed me, thanking me for my interest.

So I now have the lyrics for you:

CANADIAN IMMIGRANT
Parody to "American Idiot" by Green Day
© 2004 used without permission
New Lyrics by Dino-Mike
© 2005

It's hard being a Canadian immigrant,
Living in ignorant America,
One nation ruled under an idiot,
And its citizens oblivious to Canada.

No I never lived in an igloo,
And I wear sneakers not snow shoes,
Instead of "huh" I just say "eh".
No I've never eaten blubber,
And I don't own pants made of rubber.
What are you retarded?

It's hard being a Canadian Immigrant,
In a country proud of their ignorance,
Sea to shining sea full of nimrods,
That vote based on appearance.

No I don't speak the French language,
And I never owned a pet penguin,
We live in provinces not states.
Loonies and toonies are our money,
In the world's second largest country.
You know what I'm talking "a-boot"?

It's hard being a Canadian Immigrant,
Living in special ed-merica,
Getting questions that are totally ridiculous,
I'm gonna move back to Canada!

I wear a toque not a beanie,
Canadian bacon is ham you weenies!
And driving one hundred K is safe.
Yes there is a "U" in colour,
And the mounties are my brothers,
So back off ya hosers!

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